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haha "When women wear makeup, they're basically lying to us." I don't see why I'm being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have GOLD EYELIDS!

This is my husband!! I actually had someone say they couldn't tell if he hated or liked them before! lol

You will never know…

If I'm a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you it's either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you - Or I really hate you and don't care if you know it - Good luck figuring out which one

oh thank the gods!

"After watching copious amounts of crime dramas I've come to the conclusion that serial killers only target women who wear matching bra and pantie sets. Feeling much safer now.

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience. I watch myself go from a 3 to a 7.5 right in front of my mirror. It's great.

This is so true it's not even funny. Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience. I watch myself go from a 3 to a right in front of my mirror.

This is me when I say I'm going to start a workout routine or a diet. Hands down hilarious!

I was dieting until…

Yep, so true before but now Im like oh snap is that cake? Nom nom nom , and then Im like, "Grrrrrr" as I work that cake off

Thats why I don't wear hoodies and do messy buns. :/

Some people look cute when they dress comfy, I just look like a homeless man. A damn good homeless man ;

My name is Legion for we are Good Dogs

I wanted to tackle an old lady so I could pet her blonde miniature longhaired dachshund today, but then I remembered that dachshunds are overprotective assholes and bite those who aren't their "people".