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YES. KEEP HIM. And ohemgee that is the best response to shipping ever
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Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses in 5th Grade Some Boys Hid My Desk in the Boys Bathroom I Was Confused When I Got to School and It Was Missing So L Just Sat on the Floor and Read My Book Until the Teacher Came in and Made Them Put It Back I Realize Now They Were Trying to Trick Me Into Go Into the Boys Bathroom but No One Actually Told Me That's Where My Desk Was and It Didn't Occur to Me to Ask Looking Back I Realize They Had to Make the Effort to Get to School Early to Move It and I Feel a Tiny Bit of Regret for Not Reacting More Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses in 3rd Grade Richard Brought His New Lacrosse Set in for Show in Tell the Ball Went Missing During Class Time and at the End of the Day We All Had to Check Our Bookbags to Look for It I Only Glanced in Mine I Just Wanted to Go Home but That Evening I Found It at the Bottom of My Bag I Was So Scared of Being Blamed I Threw It Into the Neighbor's Yard and Never Told Anyone I Found Out 2 Years Later That My Bully Luke Put It There to Frame Me and He Was Stil Extremely Frustrated I Hadn't Gotten Caught I'm Pretty Sure Richard Got a New Ball Feral-Renaissance-Cat I Had a Crush on a Boy I Met in Kindergarten and Made NO Attempts to Hide It Because the People on TV Were Always Telling Each Other When They Liked Each Other Didn't Work as Well as I'd Hope Ie Didn't Work AT ALL and No Boy Wanted to Hang Out With Me Ever After That but That's Not the Point Skip Ahead to Third Grade We Had a New Kid Who Was Kind of a Jerk One Day He Asks Me if I Have a Crush and I'm Like Yeah Crush And? Dude Turns Around and Yells to My Crush Hey! She Has a Crush on You! My Crush Just Kinda Sighs and Is Like Yeah I Know Everyone Knows Thanks So This Guy Was Hoping to Embarrass Me in Front of Everyone but It Completely Backfired Because I Lack the Social Filter Necessary to Feel Ashamed of My Base Desires Darkhumourandfandoms One Time in Like Kindergerden Some Kid Stole My Shoe and Instead if Reacting I Just Went the Whole Day Barefoot No One Questioned It He Got Bored of No Reaction and Just Dropped the Shoe but by Then I Was Too Committed and Continued to Walk Around Barefoot Lycant-Guy22 Some of Yall Grew Up With a Low Base Stat of Fucks Given Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses Damn Right We Did Source Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses | Bored Meme on ME.ME
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(I am totally deaf in my left ear and partially deaf in my right. I wear a regular hearing aid in my right ear and have a cochlear implant in my left. I'm now 19, and working in a very posh restaurant. I'm serving a party of 10. There is a couple who comes in quite regularly who are the 'hosts' of this group. The husband is okay but the wife is really snobby and has caused us problems before.) Me: "Good evening. Is everyone ready to order?" Wife: "Could you get the manager for me? Me: "Of course, madam. Is there anything I can (I go and get my boss but have no explanation why he is needed.) Boss: "Good evening, madam. How may I help you tonight?" Wife: "How dare you let your staff wear headphones? We spend a lot of money in here and we expect a certain type of service. This is most distressing." (Most of the other guests look really uncomfortable as they realise she's talking about me and it's obvious that I have hearing Boss: "Madam, I can assure you we do not allow - iFunny
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People should seriously read up on Marilyn Monroe. She's not just a "dumb blonde... - Welcome to Blog