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1. "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer."Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students.   "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.   A little girl raised her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."   The teacher, knowing how precious some children's... Funny Teacher Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Long Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Silly Jokes, Teacher Humor, Dad Jokes, Funny Quotes, Funny Memes

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said. A little girl raised her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some children’s stories could become, asked the little girl to describe the incident. “Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard...

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