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Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: When...

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor:...

Father Was Horrified When His Daughter Said This During Her Prayer

A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father asked, “Why did you say good bye Grandpa?” The little girl said “I don’t know, it...

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.   The lizard looks up and says "Hey, what are you doing?"   The monkey says "Smoking a joint. Come up and join me."   So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint.   After a while, the...

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says "Hey, what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint. Come up and join me." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the...

40 TOTALLY Sarcastic Quotes for When Work Is Beating You Down

Sometimes work just brings you down. HARD. Here are funny, sarcastic quotes and memes bound to brighten even the TOUGHEST work day.

Paul Harvey Made This Prediction in 1965. Now Listen to His Chilling Words…

When I was a kid in the 70s, I would work for my dad bailing hay in the summers. I always had a small transistor radio with me... At noon I would break for lunch and park the tractor under a tree for shade, eat my lunch, and listen to Paul Harvey. Hearing his voice

A blind man has a funny way of ordering his food

A blind man went to a restaurant. "Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I...