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Funny good morning quotes

Start your day off right with a dose of laughter! Discover funny and uplifting good morning quotes that will bring a smile to your face and brighten your morning routine.
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My parents were married for 55 years. One morning, my mom was going downstairs to make dad breakfast, she had a heart attack and fell.My father picked her up as best he could and almost dragged her into the truck. At full speed, without respecting traffic lights, he drove her to the hospital.

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Elisa
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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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Adrian Horn