Pleasuring my eye... It's allergies.

Pleasuring my eye. It's allergies. - I think my eyes are really horny cuz they love to be rubbed.

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year olds now worry about iPhones and makeup. When I was 9 I was worried about if Miley was gonna pick Jake or Jesse on Hannah Montana.

True but- *sobs at the mention of Titanic* THOSE TWO HAD ONLY EACH OTHER

this shouldn't be a teenage post because it applies to college life too :/ Pilgrim

Haha. I just start freaking out nothing major. I just worry my head off.!

♡ Me every time. Like every single time my parents say they'll be home at a…

i don't hit people ( not on purpose ) i walk down the hall way and wack the walls

Teenager Post - I like wearing big sweaters. Not cause they're all comfy & cuddly, but when the sleeves are really big I get to flop them around & smacks people.

Get in the basket!

I have wondered the same thing! I think when David was on a bike, he just would just call another police officer in a car to get them.

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Laugh, yes!

Genius Drops Focus Vitamins

Checking your phone for the time - again. (funny,quotes,phones) YES!

Teenager posts

If you can put your hair in a messy bun with one try.you must be GOD because I can't put my hair up to save my life

Teenager Posts

*pets my pet unicorn* Now that is a question.<<< oh my gosh u r amazing.

So so true!

that awkward moment when a package says "easy open" and you end up using scissors a knife, a hammer, a gun and a lightsaber trying to open it

GENIUS. - Click image to find more Quotes Pinterest pins

If you think someone is staring at you, yawn. If they yawn, they were staring. Too funny!

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