It's funny how all trust goes away when you're looking for the remote. "Are you sitting on the remote?" "Stand up." My brother will lie about not having the remote then refuse to stand up
Her: *signals* What the fuck Jim we've been married for years. Him: You see? You're from westside we get it barb!
Said no husband ever.
Marriage Problems With A Newborn
Haha :D everytime! Now it's pretty much I know putting the bag in is my job.
marriage humor memes: wife and husband
reality of marriage meme
Supporters of same-sex marriage, here are the very best gay marriage memes and quotes, all in one place. And they're crazy good (and perfect to share with your haters).