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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I’m in the mood for pizza…a pizza you. Funny Quotes, Love Quotes, Corny Pick Up Lines
I'm Hungry for a Piece of You! | Pick Up Line Card
I’m in the mood for pizza…a pizza you.
Fingers crossed that I can talk to you before you find someone Love, Sayings, Quotes For Him, Quotes To Live By, Feelings Quotes, Words Quotes, Favorite Quotes
Fingers crossed that I can talk to you before you find someone
Here's the scenario:  For some reason you've gone thru the night and the pick up lines haven't clicked (yeah, it is really hard to believe, but it can happen).  But don't dispair.  Before the clock strikes midnight find a lady or man (yes, this works for you too ladies!) and pull out all stops with this line.  "Valentines Day is almost over so let's make the most of it!" ©2014 PickUpLineCards.com Valentine's Day, Lady, Valentines Day, Valentines, Let It Be, Shit Happens, Yeah
Pick Up Lines | Cheesy, Dirty, Funny, For Girls, Serious
Here's the scenario: For some reason you've gone thru the night and the pick up lines haven't clicked (yeah, it is really hard to believe, but it can happen). But don't dispair. Before the clock strikes midnight find a lady or man (yes, this works for you too ladies!) and pull out all stops with this line. "Valentines Day is almost over so let's make the most of it!" ©2014 PickUpLineCards.com
Funny! I have NOT heard this one before "When 3 people have sex, it's called a THREESOME. When 2 people have sex, it's called a TWOSOME. Now I understand why they call you HANDSOME" Funny Jokes, Nice, Funny Stuff, Say Something Nice, Words Of Wisdom
Funny! I have NOT heard this one before "When 3 people have sex, it's called a THREESOME. When 2 people have sex, it's called a TWOSOME. Now I understand why they call you HANDSOME"
The newest pick up line: Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me. Straightforward Quotes, I Love To Laugh
Casual Disdain
The newest pick up line: Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me. Straightforward
Aweeeee!!! Will you be my penguin? ;) . If my future husband proposes to me like this I would smile for 5 weeks straight :D Happiness, Sweet Sayings, Cute Quotes, Me Quotes, Penguin Quotes
If it makes you smile.
Aweeeee!!! Will you be my penguin? ;) . If my future husband proposes to me like this I would smile for 5 weeks straight :D
Hahahahaaaaaaa! Boyfriend Problems, Ironic, Hilarious
Funny Flirting Memes & Ecards | Someecards
Hahahahaaaaaaa!
Totally gonna try this Funny Texts, Funny Text Messages, Funny Messages, Text Conversations
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Totally gonna try this
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Hi. My name is Will...God's Will. %23ChristianPickUpLines
#christianpickuplines
Oh your sore from working out? But did you die? Workout Humour, Gym Humour, Motivation, Skinny, Funny Motivation, Gym Humor
Oh your sore from working out? But did you die?
cheesy Celebration, Pick Me Up, Laugh, I Laughed, Words, Cheesy, Lines
cheesy
Good one hahaha Flirting Quotes
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Good one hahaha
Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine? Crush Quotes
Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?
Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?
Lovey Dovey, Wholeness
I think we have a connection stronger than my wifi. People, Stupid Pick Up Lines, Flirty Quotes, Truths, Questions To Ask
I think we have a connection stronger than my wifi.
I think we have a connection stronger than my wifi.
ok i will :D Tom Hiddleston, Loki Laufeyson, Marvel, Hey Girl, Hey
ok i will :D
Legandary, Best pickup line ever on facebook. Pick Up, Facebook, Best, Penis, Line
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Legandary, Best pickup line ever on facebook.
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Amusement park pickup line Like A Boss, Funny Vid, Creepy
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Amusement park pickup line
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phone
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Keg Ideas, Dirty Humor, Dirty Jokes, Dirty Mind Quotes
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Keg
princess Punch, Pick Up Line Jokes
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princess
bubbly Picture Quotes, All You Need Is Love, Laughing So Hard
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bubbly
hoot Hoot, D.i.d.
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hoot
ping pong Ping Pong, Pong, Ping
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ping pong
Frosted Flakes Feelings, Kinky Quotes, Did You Eat
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Frosted Flakes