I don’t put much stock in the “fortunes” of fortune cookies, but here are a few gems to make you smile. Blessings, Pastor …………………
I'm Alex, what am I even supposed to write in this section? (I either go by no pronouns, just say my name, or she/her)
Any day above the ground is a good day.
Advice is like kissing
Some of them don't
You will die alone and poorly dressed