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Paradoxical Oxymorons

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 If you’re from the 75 percent of countries that drive on the right side of the road you would say it's Americans that are driving on the wrong side of the road. National Left Handed Day, Right Side, Paradox, Countries, Wednesday, Bucket, Sayings, Lyrics, Buckets

National Left Handed Day Wednesday. If you’re from the 75 percent of countries that drive on the right side of the road you would say it's Americans that are driving on the wrong side of the road.

Big data is watching. Don't get caught taking a nap when you're relaxing in a seat with a ticket you bought using money you earned working during the majority of your waking hours. Take A Nap, Take That, Ticket Holders, Got Caught, Paradox, Big Data, Night Vision, Circuit, Tech

Big data is watching. Don't get caught taking a nap when you're relaxing in a seat with a ticket you bought using money you earned working during the majority of your waking hours.

THIS is Ally Bank's pitch? The tallest pigmy in the forest? First what banks are they comparing themselves to that pay .01% interest? Second, their competitive response is that they ALSO pay less than 1% interest? This proves out their copy point that "Ally believes a savings account should actually help you save?" Consumers are clamoring to put a dollar in and get less than a penny back? That's the equivalent of an institutional mattress. If I was handling their creative and marketing I… Penny Back, Online Savings Account, Financial Planner, Paradox, You Really, Pitch, Banks, Accounting, Mattress

THIS is Ally Bank's pitch? The tallest pigmy in the forest? First what banks are they comparing themselves to that pay .01% interest? Second, their competitive response is that they ALSO pay less than 1% interest? This proves out their copy point that "Ally believes a savings account should actually help you save?" Consumers are clamoring to put a dollar in and get less than a penny back? That's the equivalent of an institutional mattress. If I was handling their creative and marketing I…

Open carry coming to a Target near you. What do you think are we safer or less safe? Open Carry, Carry On, Paradox, Thinking Of You, Mona Lisa, Target, Artwork, Thinking About You, Work Of Art

Open carry coming to a Target near you. What do you think are we safer or less safe?

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911 text messaging service coming in 2014 | CNN

Most 911 centers can't receive text messages. But that doesn't always stop people from texting the familiar number in an emergency, not knowing their pleas for help won't be seen.